Mark Steyn writes:
Sad news from the jihad boys:
A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives.
So 22 suicide-bomber freshmen wound up graduating prematurely.
One sympathizes, of course, with the camp's shortage of instructors: It's very hard to find experienced suicide bombers.
And who can forget Daffy Duck's Rule Number 1 for Suicide Bomber Instructors:
Wait. Would Daffy be haram or halal?
Porky Pig I'm pretty clear on...