Muslim Jihadists slaughter at least 118 in Paris music hall, 40 others in separate attacks

This horrific act of war comes immediately on the heels of the Islamic State's newest video, in which it vowed to attack Moscow and "make blood spill like an ocean."

• At least two suicide-bombings combined with shootings at several sites in coordinated attack;
• Muslim attackers shouted "Allahu Akbar" at the concert hall while gunning down victims from a balcony;
• French President Francois Hollande was in attendance at one of the venues attacked; was whisked to safety;
• Hollande closed the nation's borders and declared a state of emergency.

DEADLY PARIS TERROR ATTACKS: At least 118 murdered by terrorist gunmen inside concert hall; at least 40 others are dead in a series of coordinated assaults
Fox News, November 13, 2015

Terrorists wielding AK-47s and hurling explosives executed at least 118 people inside a Paris concert hall late Friday night, in a massacre that followed coordinated attacks that killed at least 40 more people, rocking the French capital -- prompting President Francois Hollande to close the entire nation's borders and order a state of emergency.

13,000 teens complete Hamas training camps to emulate ‘suicide martyrs’

Numbers more than double in second year of Gaza’s ‘Pioneers of Liberation’ program; females also trained.

BY ELHANAN MILLER, Times of Israel — January 15, 2014

A child practices disassembling an AK-47 during the Hamas-run 'pioneers of liberation' camps in Gaza (photo credit: Hamas interior ministry website)

The Hamas government in Gaza celebrated the graduation on Monday of paramilitary camps geared at training high-school children “to follow in the footsteps of the suicide martyrs.”

The camps, titled “the pioneers of liberation,” are run by Hamas’s ministries of education and interior. Some 13,000 students in grades 10-12 participated in the one-week training camps this year, compared to 5,000 last year when the program was launched, Israeli sources with knowledge of the program said.

Egypt: Sinai Islamists say all tourists must leave by Feb. 20 or face attack

NBC News via Pravoslavie — Feb 18, 2014

A militant Islamist group has warned tourists to leave Egypt and threatened to attack any who stay in the country after February 20, raising the prospect of a new front in a fast-growing insurgency.

Related: SINAI ATTACKS: ISLAMIST CLAIM TOURIST BUS BOMB ATTACK

The Sinai-based Ansar Bayt al-Maqdis group, which claimed responsibility for a suicide bombing that killed two South Korean tourists and an Egyptian on Sunday, made the statement on an affiliated Twitter account.

"We recommend tourists to get out safely before the expiry of the deadline," read the tweet, written in English.

Ansar Bayt al-Maqdis has said in the past that it does not post statements on social media sites but statements that appeared on the Twitter account in the past have afterwards surfaced on jihadi websites the group does say it uses.

Islamist militants have killed hundreds of policemen and soldiers since the army deposed Islamist president Mohamed Mursi in July, but Sunday's attack on a tourist bus marks a strategic shift to soft targets that could devastate an economy already reeling from political turmoil.

Don't Push the Red One! — Muslim suicide bomb instructor accidentally kills his pupils

You can read all about this grisly Muslim event here. But there is so much dark humor to the story that deserves to be shared.

Mark Steyn writes:

Sad news from the jihad boys:

A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives.

So 22 suicide-bomber freshmen wound up graduating prematurely. 

One sympathizes, of course, with the camp's shortage of instructors: It's very hard to find experienced suicide bombers.

And who can forget Daffy Duck's Rule Number 1 for Suicide Bomber Instructors:

Wait. Would Daffy be haram or halal?

Porky Pig I'm pretty clear on...