Don't Push the Red One! — Muslim suicide bomb instructor accidentally kills his pupils

You can read all about this grisly Muslim event here. But there is so much dark humor to the story that deserves to be shared.

Mark Steyn writes:

Sad news from the jihad boys:

A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives.

So 22 suicide-bomber freshmen wound up graduating prematurely. 

One sympathizes, of course, with the camp's shortage of instructors: It's very hard to find experienced suicide bombers.

And who can forget Daffy Duck's Rule Number 1 for Suicide Bomber Instructors:

Wait. Would Daffy be haram or halal?

Porky Pig I'm pretty clear on...